Just as some sports have extreme versions, I think denominations should have extreme versions. Extreme Catholics could be against all forms of protection such as vaccinations, not just sexual prophylactics. We could have extreme Nazarenes who didn’t drink anything, and when they died (shortly) they could be martyrs for their faith. Perhaps extreme Anglicans could have their share of alcohol. Extreme Anabaptists would baptise their whole congregations every week (this would also count as extreme etymological fidelity).
The motto of extreme skiers is ‘you fall, you die’. What mottoes could extreme denominations have? Best suggestion gets the prize of feeling smug.
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