Aphorisms

Defeat global warming: open up all the fridges and freezers.

‘I think that when I learn about speculation I won’t like it.’

Declining verbs: just say no.

Aphorisms 2

I watched Mel Gibson’s The Passion recently but made the mistake of eating a kebab at the same time. It did make me think though: the eucharist is all high GI foods. Clearly God disagrees with low-GI diets. That’s why there’s so much fasting required by the church.

Also: you know you’ve been in academia too long when you can remember someone’s thesis topic and supervisor but not their name.